Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Randomize
