I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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