I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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