Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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