do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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