Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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