her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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