I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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