summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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