First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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