what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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