I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
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