i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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