So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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