At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Come on in and take your pants off
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