oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize