well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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