Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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