Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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