Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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