She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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