Can Purell be used as lube?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Two words: nipple clamps
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