Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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