Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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