god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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