i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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