Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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