I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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