I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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