I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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