I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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