I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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