Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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