I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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