Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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