so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He shit in the fireplace
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