right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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