Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
