Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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