she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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