I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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