Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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