The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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