There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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