Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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