Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Randomize