her facebook's as public as her vagina
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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