I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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