is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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