At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Someone shit on the floor
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
is that a dick in a sweater?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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