So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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