he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
They have beer where we have blood.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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