He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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