Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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