Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
