Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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