And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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