I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole