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He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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