im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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